From the Pontifical Office of the Liturgical Police: Father Ron Ronson just recently announced the new seemingly drastic measure the office is taking to prevent Liturgical Abuses. It is being called the "Flyer Campaign" and is designed to speak not to a person's reasoning mind but to persuade and beckon a person's heart to end Liturgical Abuses. In response to early criticism about the on-hand preview of flyers, Father Ron had the following to say: "Harsh. I suppose it could seem that way. What is harsh? What is harsh is abuse. Abuse of any sort is a grave evil. There are people in this world who can't receive valid sacraments because of these abuses. There are people whose souls are being murdered by bad liturgists and priests. Woe to them. So no, I do not think there is anything harsh about the "Flyer Campaign."
Below are samples of the flyers to be handed out and posted in churches.
This flyer is called Bunny Punch. Don't make Beth do something she doesn't want to do.
This flyer has been dubbed Caring Kitten If not for your fellow person, then do it for the kittens.
This final flyer on hand ties into the long held love/hate relationship between France and America. This flyer received the most harsh criticism of all.