Sunday, March 25, 2007

New Efforts to End Liturgical Abuses

From the Pontifical Office of the Liturgical Police: Father Ron Ronson just recently announced the new seemingly drastic measure the office is taking to prevent Liturgical Abuses. It is being called the "Flyer Campaign" and is designed to speak not to a person's reasoning mind but to persuade and beckon a person's heart to end Liturgical Abuses. In response to early criticism about the on-hand preview of flyers, Father Ron had the following to say: "Harsh. I suppose it could seem that way. What is harsh? What is harsh is abuse. Abuse of any sort is a grave evil. There are people in this world who can't receive valid sacraments because of these abuses. There are people whose souls are being murdered by bad liturgists and priests. Woe to them. So no, I do not think there is anything harsh about the "Flyer Campaign."

Below are samples of the flyers to be handed out and posted in churches.

This flyer is called Bunny Punch. Don't make Beth do something she doesn't want to do.

This flyer has been dubbed Caring Kitten If not for your fellow person, then do it for the kittens.

This final flyer on hand ties into the long held love/hate relationship between France and America. This flyer received the most harsh criticism of all.


acwo said...

I like your blog very much
keep it up!

Jeff Miller said...

Funny stuff!

Though I thought it was France that kept France from winning.

Unknown said...

One small problem: "theology marjor." Shouldn't that be "theology major?

EC Gefroh said...

ha ha ha! Thanks to the Curt Jester, I found your blog :-)

Laura The Crazy Mama said...

Heehee, at first I thought that one said "France whines" to which I was thinking, "okay, big deal, they whine about something...I guess I wouldn't want them to, but it's not as good as punching a bunny or shooting a cat for getting attention!" I gotta get some glasses.

Histor said...

Every time a liturgical abuse occurs, Histor will whack cute fluffy puppies with a mallet.

Act NOW to save puppies!

Just my little pitch to help.

Christina said...

I'm speechless from laughter, and that's not normal. :)

Al said...

With Holy Week coming up where can I get a ton of these posters to put up arround DBQ. The # of abuses done in most of the parishes arround here, esp for the Triduum, would wipe out every kitten in the state.

I wish it were this easy to solve the problems. Unfortunately, if this were real you would have more trouble from PETA as they would be up in arms about the cruelty to animals (not sure if that would include the French) than success at getting the abuses stopped.

Anyhow, as a cat lover, like Papa Benedetto, I am following his lead & doing what I can to help save the lives of untold thousands of kitties. After I stop laughing at this post of course.

F. S. Poesy said...

Where is the "Liturgical Abuse makes Baby Jesus Cry!" flyer?

Brian Michael Page said...

Punch the bunny --- LMAO! Sounds like one of those games over at .

Now if we only were able to do something like
For every liturgical abuse avoided or deterred, a soon-to-be-aborted baby is saved!
(if it were only that easy, eh?)


Al said...

A thought about the French poster, that would only work among those who already oppose liturgical abuse. The abuse crowd would probably want the French to win anyway.

Note to Jeff: & Even if they did win the French would still whine anyway!

Sister Brittany said...

LOL... considering where you probably got this idea... its even funnier.

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