
Alias: GIRMBO
Area of Expertiese: Blessings
Powers: Has the entire two volume "Rites" and "Blessing" books commited to memory. One bad-ass holy water sprinkler guarenteed to soak any congregation with the holy water of our Baptizism.
Special Ability: Able to bless a house in under 2.5 seconds.
Weakness: Puppies
Tag Line: "Don't fear me! Fear the Lord!"

Alias: "Incensoratist"
Area of Expertiese: Rubrics
Powers: Knows what to say and when to say it in the mass, and he isn't afraid to confront and make right a dissenting priest or liturgist. Comes equiped with a incense launching censor. His goal is to restore all the missing "smells and bells" at the parish near you.
Special Ability: Able to blend the perfect mix of incense for any liturgical occasion without the aid of measuring devices.
Weakness: New Speak
Tag Line: "Git a Wiff of This!"

Alias: LEM, Pope Johnny V ( name from Jeff at The Curt Jester
Area of Expertise: Liturgy
Powers: Can answer any question asked of him about the liturgy.
Special Power: Dressed as the pope to serve as a constant reminder that the Pope can tune into the frequency driving LEM and see what LEM is seeing. Also has laser vision in order to burn any heritic on the spot.
Weakness: Water
Tag Line: "Viva Il Papa!"

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This Post was inspired by Chris over at Aggie Catholic
3 comments:
I thought LEM was Pope Johnny V
From the initial look, Fr Ron looks like "the infiltrator".
The one handed clapping, the blah looking background, this priest could infiltrate even St. Joan's in Minneapolis and gain their trust. Then quietly wresting the liturgy back to its proper order.
A lean, not so mean, liturgical machine.
Or the "Ron-Father" known for his abilities to make both his friend and foe squirm in their seats.
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