Thursday, May 03, 2007

Hot off the Press!

Judge Sues Cleaners for 65 Million over Missing Pants.

Wow. That is all I can say. This judge should be ashamed of himself. Here is an excerpt that I laughed at.
Because Pearson no longer wanted to use his neighborhood dry cleaner, part of his lawsuit calls for $15,000 — the price to rent a car every weekend for 10 years to go to another business.

"He's somehow purporting that he has a constitutional right to a dry cleaner within four blocks of his apartment," Manning said.

In other News: Our God Given Right to Air-Conditioning.


Sister Brittany said...

Wow... I am in shock. If that is true I deserve more than $65 mill... the nearest cleaners is like 20 mins away!

Unknown said...

Hey, don't joke Paul. I fix A/C after class and on the weekends. You'd think we were Dominoes as upset as people get if we aren't there to fix their A/C within 30 minutes. At 1am on Saturday and Sunday night? Forget it they'll call you and demand just the same. It must be a constitutional right.

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