10. Would you light my votive candle?
9. You have the most beautiful scapular brown eyes.
8. WOW! You remind me of the girl from Proverbs 31.
7. Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing how modest you look in your ankle length dress.
6. Why don't we blow this joint and go to adoration?
5. Do you confess here often?
4. Pardon me, but you have my rib.
3. Is anyone kneeling here?
2. Hey baby, I just figured out that I'm not called to be a priest.
1. Would you go to youth night with me?
Hat Tip to my friend Sam "The Mexican".
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Ha ha. I've seen most of those around before, but #4 is new and (warning: bad pun incoming) rib-tickling.
The original list was written by Patrick Madrid in Envoy Magazine.
It was emailed to me missing #4. So I made up one. :)
#8 and #3 are the same! It's a good line, but not that good.
Thanks, I didn't realize that. It has been fixed.
Nice!
i wonder how a girl would react to these. and where is the girl's list? why not someone come up with a list of catholic girl shut downs, unless that would be too mean then i retract my statement.
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