Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Shame On You*

Shame on You Mr. The Curt Jester. It is time you ran a campaign that is consistent with your sense of humor and wit. All of your ‘supposed’ negative campaign adds. That’s what I expected from you. How clever and brow. Meet me in the blogosphere and we’ll have a debate about your humor and your wit. The only reason I am losing this race is because I am ALIVE and YOUNG. This race is bias towards youthful blood. This blogosphere needs change. I can be that change . . . just don't believe in me. You need to believe in Jesus, not me. (I'm so proud of my humility.)

The Curt Jester, get real, everyone thinks he is funny with his satire, puns, and social commentary, but you take his blog out of context and what do you have? Just a bunch of words on a screen. Is that what you think is funny? I got words on a screen if you want them. In fact I'll give you two screens of words, and you can laugh till you pee in your pants from delight if you want.

Jester what exactly is he jesting? If you haven't noticed his name bears a remarkable similarity with another word: pester. Is this just a coincidence? I think not. Is his real name The Curt Pester? I do believe so. I bet you didn't know this but The Curt Jester, I hears he wears phylactery. That's right. I also hears he supports the wearing of palliums on episcopate officers, and he even encourages them to let their pallium hang out so everyone can see it! Just yesterday he was going off about the miter. What was he trying to say? That he is mightier then us? I think not. I just can't believe it. If that doesn't tell you something about Mr. The Curt Jester's (or should I say The Curt Pester) out look on life then I don't know what does.

Now I know, things have been said of me lately. But they aren't true. Vote Alive and Young in the CBA. Don't vote for the other guy. Voting for the other guy means pie in your eye.

(This ridiculous message was approved by . . . Lolo the sign language ape)

*this is a joke people! geeesh

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I don't know...the curt jester is pretty damn funny.

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