Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Vote A&Y in 2008, and I Promise To . . .

I Promise if you vote for me over at the Catholic Blog Awards and I win top honor in representing all of catholic blogdom in whichever category I will . . .
  • Not Run for President of the United States of America.*
  • Make sure there is a pint in every hand in America (only if they are of age of course).*
  • Place a Laugh in Every heart!*
  • And put a smile on Every Face.*
  • Lower taxes.*
  • Fight Evil Doers and make the world safe for democracy.*
  • America.*
  • Not quit my day job.*
  • Require all government officials to do a cardiovascular workout for at least 30 min 3 times a week or else they will lose their position in office.*
  • Replace all military, police, special ops, guns, and nuclear weapons with the only weapon America needs: Chuck Norris.**
  • Give a tax credit to anyone who names their kid Mahershalalhashbaz (Isaiah 8:1).*
Vote for Alive and Young in 2008. Don't vote for the other guy as if he (or she) wins he (or she) will destroy the world, pillage America, beat homeless people with bats, won't recycle, run around naked singing the theme song from Scooby Doo, and eat your babies. That is why you need to vote Alive and Young in 2008.

*The Alive and Young Blog (A&Y) cannot guarantee the above made promises. But wouldn't it be grand if he could. That's why you should vote A&Y in the Catholic Blog Awards in 2008. Because Yes, I CAN'T

**Chuck has already agreed to this. He has also promised to increase jobs in America by sending ninja teams to sabotage and take them back from other countries.

2 comments:

Foxfier, formerly Sailorette said...

Beat poor people with bats? The SPCA will be ALL OVER that! A bat is a rat is a boy is a cat!

/end moonbat

The Ironic Catholic said...

"Don't vote for the other guy as if he (or she) wins he (or she) will destroy the world, pillage America, beat homeless people with bats, won't recycle, run around naked singing the theme song from Scooby Doo, and eat your babies. That is why you need to vote Alive and Young in 2008."

Man! You're discovered my secret plan! You're good!

(Scooby scooby doo
where are you....)

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