Monday, April 21, 2008
News Flash: Obama is Bosnian Sniper
(Washington) A&Y -- Earlier today the Alive and Young investigative team made a remarkable discovery. Barack Obama, it has been determined, is the Bosnian sniper of which Senator Hilary Clinton spoke about in her initially thought to be campaign blunder. When asked to comment on the incident, Barack Obama said, "Well, I had her in my sights but never fired a shot. I figured it would hurt her more later if I didn't shoot."