Monday, January 05, 2009

How to Take Over America

STEP 1:
Destroy all cable and satellite TV providers.


STEP 2:
Drive through America with large vans telling people you can take them to cable.


Step 3:
As Americans mindlessly pile into the vans in order to watch cable TV know that victory is at hand.
Step 4:
Repeat process with cell phones and internet.




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