Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Total Consecration to Mary . . . for you iPod

UPDATE: I just learned that I left off some of the prayers in part 2. The new prayers have been added and the files is linked accordingly.

Using the text from the people over at, I put the total consecration to Mary in an iPod book format using the notes feature. You can download it here. You must have your iPod enabled as a harddrive/disk storage in order to use the iPod Notes features.

The VERY basic steps to
  1. So download it.
  2. Open your iPod as a storage device.
  3. Unzip the File you just downloaded.
  4. Drag the folder into the "Notes" folder on your iPod.
The prayers are all linked in the notes, so you do the day's readings then click the link on teh bottom to follow it to the prayers for that part.

This is really for the older iPods and not the iPhone or iTouch. THough, I imagine that you can use it in those iPods also.

The format is a little sloppy at the moment. My hope is to go back a clean it up a little bit, but it is usable for the time being. I'm hoping to do begin this is a day or two and do most of it when I am in France.

Blessing of Beer Part Deaux

I've already posted this blessing once before. This time I added it to a picture. Maybe theology on tap can get some pubsy conversation with this flyer. :)

Monday, June 22, 2009

Brad Pitt for Mayor

Some news is too funny not to be true, and in a state like Louisiana the politics could keep shows like Law and Order in business for decades. Anyway, it looks like there is a movement in NOLA to get the handsome actor, Brad Pitt, to toss his hat into the political arena. It makes perfect sense really. Louisiana has had many colorful characters for their governor leaders. So why not add an actor to that list?

Besides, if Pitt promises to make NOLA look as good as it did in Benjamin Button, he has my vote. Plus, there is no way he could possibly be as bad as Sugar Ray Nagin.

From the Story:

The list of actors-turned-politician is filled with celluloid heros, tough guys, grunts and solitary men: Clint Eastwood, Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson, Arnold.

There are murmers afoot that the rightful heir to this illustrious lineage resides (sometimes) right here in New Orleans. Say it with me now: Mayor Brad Pitt.

"Mayor Brad Pitt." I kind of like the way that sounds.

Friday, June 12, 2009

MyCatholic Pyramid: Nutrition for Your Soul

Your body isn't the only thing that needs nutrition. (sorry about my misspelling ans grammar mistakes on this one. )

Daily Prayer - Simply stated. Do it. Frame your day in prayer. Don't know where to begin? Begin with a Morning offering. Don't forget about any devotions or novenas you might be doing or that you can start. Also recommended is a 15 minute period of silent prayer (yeah I know but the world is very noise and God seems to speak to us in the silence of our heart. Why not give our heart a hand and turn off the TV, cell phone, radio, iPod, and computer to better focus?) Don't forget an evening prayer to end your day too.

Sacraments/Sacramentals - Well you wouldn't starve your body for 6 days then have a feast would you? It just doesn't make sense, and it is a poor way to maintain your physical health. So then why do it to your soul? Mass is where Catholics receive and consume the Bread of Life, the Bread of the Angels. Can't get to mass? Try a spiritual Communion. Here is one that I like:
I wish, my Lord, to receive You with the purity, humility, and devotion with which Your most holy Mother received You, with the spirit and fervor of the saints. And although I am not able to receive You in the Eucharist, I ask that You be with me as You are in the Eucharist. I ask this through the Immaculate Heart of Mary and in Your name. Amen.

Think of the mass as food for your soul and the sacramentals and the vitamins that help nourish your soul so that the food you eat is processed at a supperior capacity.

Study the Faith - At all times be ready to give an explanation for your belief, Says Saint Paul in his letters. Face it. Most of us are going to have children to whom we will need to pass on our faith. It is extremely helpful to know what it is you are going to be passing on to your children. After all, if you don't know Algebra then there is no way you can hand on algebraic knowledge to your children. It is likewise with the faith. Plus, with the way the media has a tendency to misrepresent the Catholic position and teachings on that position, you can't really count on them to do this for you. Also, it would be nice if you could explain to your child that the reason the Catholic Church does not let women be priest is not because the Church is a He Man Woman Hater Club. Finally, if you have the luck as I do, you will often encounter liberal Hollywood types in the bars and pubs while they are in town filming a movie while they are watching the USC game at the same pub or bar that you are in while watching the Notre Dame game. It is comical to watch a person who knows little about the Catholic faith attack the faith that they know nothing about and then are forced to back peddel in order to try and save fact instead of admitting that they have no idea about that which they speak.

Don't know where to begin doing this. Start with some of the basic Apologetic Books on the faith. You can get some real beginners like "Did Adam and Eve have Belly Buttons" to something more philosophical such as Kreeft's "Handbook of Christian Apologetics." Beyond all the apologetics stuff and want more 'serious' theology? Try the Catechism of the Catholic Church. If you are beyond that, then hit up some of the primary sources: church documents, encyclicals, and theologians. Many are on the web and can be found with a quick web search.

Spiritual Reading - Only a fool would ignore the wisdom of those who have already walked your path. So why not learn from them and read the wisdom that they received from the Holy Spirit? The great thing is that many of the spiritual classics can be found on the web: Imitation of Christ, Introduction to the Devout Life, Confessions, Secrets of the Rosary, etc. DON'T FORGET SCRIPTURE! Yes, I know we are Catholic, but that doesn't mean you don't have to read the Bible. So take it down from the top shelf in your closet, dust it off, open it up and start reading. You will be amazed what actually is and is not in scripture. You will also be amazed at what people think is in scripture and in reality isn't (no where in scripture does it say "God helps those who help themselves.") Open the holy book and learn what else it doesn't say.

The Rosary and Angelus - Ooooo. Two 'Marian' things. Yes, but Marian devotion is intrinsic to the Christian life. Remember, the Rosary is primarily a meditation on the life of Christ. It is also a pray asking Mary to intercede for us. Also, Mary isn't dead. She is in Heaven with the other saints. Our God is the God of the Living and not the God of the Dead. Praying the Rosary can take as much time as you see fit. Though if done efficiently it can be done in 15 minutes (that is 1% of your entire day. It take you longer than that to brew and drink that 4th cup of coffee you drak today). If you have trouble staying focused try praying along with an audio rosary. The Angelus is a brief midday prayer in which the pray-er remembers Mary's Fiat (That means 'yes' in some old language and does not refer to the car she drove.) and her role in salvation history. It is also a brief meditation on the Incarnation, which is really what it is about, as every Marian doctrine is focused on revealing and emphasizing the glory of God.

Fasting/Abstinence/Penance/Sacrifice - Christ Himself said that there are some demons that can only be driven out through fasting. Doing these things help train the body. Train the body, train the mind, train the soul. It really is futile to try to train your soul without trying to train your body. However, training your body is also futile if you are not doing it for the love of Christ. Christians have also believed that there is a redemptive quality in all forms of suffering. So when you take on an a voluntary act of suffering via Fasting/Abstinence/Penance/Sacrifice it only becomes more fruitful as you are willingly accepting it instead of just finding yourself standing in the muck of pain and only offering it up because you have nothing else to do.

A Daily Examen - Most people refer to this and the daily "examine of conscience". A true examen isn't just looking at your conscience and what you did good and bad, where you loved God and where you failed to Love God through your day. An examen like that can surely make a person depressed. However, the Examen in the Ignatian tradition is a "brief review of your day recalling events and taking note of your feelings, emotions, thoughts and actions in how God is present in your life and the time when the Holy Spirit was drawing you toward life." Don't know how to do an examen? Go here for a guided audio examen/review of your day.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

FREE Donuts from Krispy Kreme!

Krispy Kreme donuts are one of my favorite donuts that are out there. They have got to be some of the most unhealthy things around though. In honor of National Doughnut Day (notice the spelling of "Donut".) Your local Krispy Kreme Donught is giving away free donuts.

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

New York Times, Ink Cartriages and Cistercian Monks

The NYT has a nice story about those Cistercian monks in Wisconsin that refill toner cartridges and the laywomen that helped get their business off the ground.

Check out there article here.

Man vs. Ferrell

Even though it is the same premise every episode, I still enjoy watching Bear figure his way of of each episode of Man vs. Wild. I am especially looking forward to this week's episode after learning that comedian Will Ferrell will be trying to survive the Wild with Bear on Tuesday Night (10 p.m. ET, Discovery Channel).

Here is a little preview that the people over at the Discovery Channel linked me to.

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