How Nicholas Cage Wins EVERY Argument and How You Can Too

I think I am going to try using a similar style of argumentation.  Here are some examples:

• I am 6'3". Your argument is invalid
• I have brown Hair.  Your argument is invalid.
• I wear shoes.  Your argument is invalid.  
• I can read.  Your argument is invalid.
• Delaware was the first state.  Your argument is invalid.
• I run 4 miles a day.  Your argument is invalid.
• Lady Gaga more like Lady Gag Me.  Your argument is invalid.
• ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP.  Your argument is invalid.
• Aliens did it.  Your argument is invalid.
• I spent the night at a holiday inn express.  Your argument is invalid.